Aug 30

home from work:
the offence: stupid pacblue scion ignored pedestrian entirely at stop sign
the sentence: nice big shot to the back of the stupid scion

and two blocks later:
the offence: some dude pulls the same move. blazes through stop sign blocking the pedestrian. me!
the sentence: same. well aimed shot to the trunk

too far to spit

the offence: look where this fool decided to stop for a red light. it was not because he couldn't stop in time or nothing. he just braked slowly until the whole of the crosswalk was buried under his truck.
the sentence: you're looking at it.