nov 30

walking home from work:
the offence(1): driving through stop sign while intersection occupied by pedestrian
the sentence: mouthful of chewed almonds makes for great almond spray on passenger window.

the offence(2): right turn without seeing pedestrian 2 feet from car, slamming on brakes.
the sentence: still eating almonds. another healthy spray across the hood.

nov 28

leaving work, right outside the door:
the offence: 3rd car in row to not stop for occupied crosswalk
the sentence: first 2 cars escaped, 3rd one got passenger side window attack. with this icy weather, surely it solidifed.

nov 27

on the way home from work:
the offence: right turner cuts me off hard
the sentence: no shot ready; kicked clump of salt instead, passenger side door

nov 25

walking on a saturday:
the offence: minivan thinks green light means cut off pedestrian for right turn
the sentence: average attack, rear passenger side minivan window.

nov 23

en route to work:
the offence: accellerating through pedestrian occupied 4-way stop.
the sentence: messy shot to driver's side window. point blank. just finished chocolate bar. window open a crack.